I was trying to think of something to write tonight and I saw a post with some funny Marvel pick up lines. So of course I had to act real serious and look deep into my wife’s eyes and tell her “My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.” Of course, she gave me the look that says how did I married this big nerd and then I got a kiss out of the deal. So I spent the rest of my time finding all the lines I could find on the web and put together this ultimate list for you. Enjoy and let me know if you have any new ones for me to add. I think I have added all of the sources to the bottom of this post but the same pick up line is in so many places I didn’t know who to give the credit to. If it was yours thank you very much for the great line and let me know ill add you as a refrence.
Marvel Pick up Lines from Across the Web:
- I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.
- Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.
- Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?
- I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.
- If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
- They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.
- Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.
- Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!
- Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.
- They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.
- My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy. (Oof!)
- Are you from Asgard? Because you’re out of this world.
- I brought Thor’s hammer. Wanna see if you’re worthy?
- Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.
- You’ve smashed your way into my heart.
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?
- This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?
- You can get caught in my web any day.
- You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.
- 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you.
- Do they call you the Hulk? ‘Cause you’re pretty incredible.
- Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!
- Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.
- Wanna know why they call me “Fantastic”?
- Hey, are you from the MCU? Coz you are Marvel-ous.
- Destiny calls; our date is inevitable.
- I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you’ll be Thor in the morning.
- My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.
- Hey! I’m Spider-man! Wanna do it on the ceiling?
- I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.
- I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.
- Have you ever seen The Avengers? Well, I’d like to introduce you to Thor’s hammer.
- I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.
- Is that Mjolnir in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Hey Spidey, keep it up. You’re going to make me web.
- Loki May have wanted world domination. But I only wanna dominate you.
- I bet you could penetrate my S.H.I.E.L.D. with your scepter.
- I see you have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth. And you also have that shield.
- I’d like to see your one-eyed fury.
- Girl, you deserve an Asgardian throne… in the shape of my face!
- Wanna Hulk smash?
- I’d like to climb your Stark tower.
- Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.
- Hey are you from Asgard? Because you look truly out of this world.
- Well, I definitely don’t need Mjolnir to tell me that you’re definitely worthy.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Hulk. Hulk who? Hulk smash his way into your heart?
- I can already tell from your pictures that you’re a Marvel fan. [Wait for them to ask why] Because darling, you look Marvel-ous.
- Hey, what do Thanos and our future date have in common? Both are inevitable.
- Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain…You, me, [insert date location], next [insert time]?
- Hey, are you the Hulk? Because you look absolutely smashing.
- Hey, did it hurt?[Wait for them to ask ‘did what hurt’] When you fell from Asgard… because you’re clearly a god(dess).
- Hey are you the god of mischief…? Because you’re Loki the prettiest person I’ve seen on this app.
- Hey are you a piece of metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart…
- Hey, do you want to go out next week? Or should I just Hex us into being a married couple in Westview living out the golden eras of sitcoms together…?
- Hey what do you & me have in common with Wakanda? We’re forever, baby.
- I am Groot. [Wait for them to be confused] Oh sorry, you don’t speak Groot. I just gave you the most stunning and poetic compliment ever written. You should probably go out with me.
- I think you and me are the 22nd film in the MCU…By that, I mean I think we’re Endgame.
- Hey are you the latest Marvel movie? Because I honestly wanna spoil you.
- Hey are you Ironman’s daughter? Because I love you 3000.
- Wow a profile like yours… honestly that’s one in 14,000,605.
- Hey are you Sue Storm (or Johnny Storm)? Because you are definitely fantastic.
- Hey are you the Hulk? Because I think you’re incredible.
- Hey can you be my Thanos? Because I’d like your snap.
- Hey are you an Avenger? Because I think we should assemble. My place, tomorrow maybe?
- Hey are you an infinity stone? Because I’d do anything to get my hands on you.
- Have you ever had shawarma? [Wait for reply] There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is but I wanna try it.
- What do the soul stone and my love for you have in common? Both are for infinity.
- Call me Nick Fury, because I’ve got my eye on you.
- Go on a date with me and Tony Stark’s bodyguard won’t be the only one who’s Happy.
- Call me Gwen Stacy because wow, I just fell so hard.
- Wow, are you a vibranium synthezoid? Because you’re a Vision.
- So which Avenger is your favorite? [Wait for them to answer] Cool. Mine’s Scarlet Witch… Because I Wanda know if you’ll go on a date with me…?
- You haven’t turned me down yet, so just like Ant-Man…. I’ve got hope.
- Are your eyes a gateway to the quantum realm? Because I could get lost in them for years.
- Hey is your name Sam Wilson? Because you’re Falcon stunning.
- You can call me MC… because all I need is U.
- My friends call me the Incredible Hulk…[Wait for them to ask why] Because I like to smash.
- Hey do you know if there’s any crimes happening nearby? [Wait for them to ask why] Just wanted to make sure it’s you that’s making my spidey senses tingle.
- Is that Mjolnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- You should call me Captain America…[Wait for them to ask why] Because I could do you all day.
- What’s the difference between you and Gamora? You WILL succumb to my pelvic sorcery.
- Hey, have you ever wanted to be an Avenger? Cool, cuz one night with me and you’ll be Thor tomorrow.
- Hey you can call me Spiderman…Because I’d love to shoot my webs in you, if you catch my drift.
- Hey is your name Natasha? Because I want your clothes Roman-OFF.
- Hey what do me and a Marvel marathon have in common? We can both go on all night long, baby.
- My friends call me Hawkeye…[Wait for them to ask why] I know how to hit the right spot every time.
- Are you sure you’re not a villain? Because I’d sure like to pound you with my hammer.
- “Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.”
- “I can do this all day.”
- “I promise I won’t need any rain checks on any dances.”
- “Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.”
- “Drop your socks and get your Crocs, let’s go on a ride.”
- “I’m ready for things to get really hardcore, even if you wanna blow up some moons.”
- “I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.”
- “Let’s fondue?”
- “Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.”
- “Destiny calls, our date is inevitable.”
- “I am Groot.”
- “I love you three thousand.”
- I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!
- Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.
- Damn girl, are you Stan Lee? Cuz I think you’re Marvel-lous 🙂
- You’ve smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)
- I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)
- I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love. (Hawkeye)
- Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything! (The Hulk)
- My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)
- You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)
- You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)
- My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)
- Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)
- They don’t call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)
- Did you use my scepter? Because you’re taking over my heart (Loki)
- Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart! (Iron Man)
- Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun? (Thor)
- I’ll give you my arc!
- When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)
- You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits!
- I may be a god, but you’re a full-on goddess. (Thor)
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)
- 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)
- You’re the stars on my spangled banner (Captain America)
- Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you’re a goddess! (Thor)
- It’s not the size of the bow that counts, it’s the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)
- Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I’d like to introduce you to Thor’s hammer. (Thor)
- I was frozen in ice for decades… Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)
- I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)
- Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you . (Loki)
- Because i Wanda vision you in my bed tonight
- You’re the bulls-eye, and my arrow never misses. (Hawkeye)
- They don’t call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)
- I was frozen in ice for decades… Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)
- My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)
- I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)
- Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I’d like to introduce you to Thor’s hammer. (Thor)
- You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)
- Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart! (Iron Man)
- My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)
- I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love. (Hawkeye)
- Did you use my scepter? Because you’re taking over my heart (Loki)
- You’ve smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)
- Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you’re a goddess! (Thor)
- Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you . (Loki)
- You’re the only person I don’t see better from a distance (Hawkeye)
- Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything! (The Hulk)
- I’m the best swinger in town! (Thor)
- You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits! (Iron Man)
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)
- It’s not the size of the bow that counts, it’s the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)
- Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)
- I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)
- I may be a god, but you’re a full-on goddess. (Thor)
- When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)
- For Valentine’s Day, I’ll give you my arc! (Iron Man)
- You’re the bulls-eye, and my arrow never misses. (Hawkeye)
- 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)
- If you’ll be my Pepper Potts, I’ll be your Tony Stark (Iron Man)
- Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun? (Thor)
- You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)
- You’re the stars on my spangled banner (Captain America)
- I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up! (Thor)
Thank you to the following pages for the Pickup Lines Above: